(via retrospace)
Next time you’re in the mood, try the waterfront. Don’t have a boat? Nobody cares — least of all the swinging chicks!
SEX-HUNGRY WOMEN — WHERE TO FIND THEM!
(via fixedgear)
Topless Bicycle Riders: Beautiful Big-Breasted Babes Bouncing On Bicycles!
You can’t even make this stuff up. What’s scary is that they probably know what they’re doing — in other words, there’s a market out there.
tryingtofollow: Career choices for girls according to videogames (via)
Cry me a river: boys have four career choices according to video games: pro athlete, criminal, Marine, or plumber.
Ok, I’ve thought about it, and I’m sure: Criminal.
(via negativepleasure)
TRANSCRIPT:
It was no dream, then.
What has the Count in store for me, who am his helpless prisoner.
And how long before he keeps his promise to those loathsome women?