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taruh:

missarsenic:

(via petershadow)

HEY TREBEC!

What’s the difference between your mother and a mallard duck?

One’s a dirty bird, and—oh, nevermind.

Hahaha, I need to watch that now…

So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey.  I forget the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.