Definition of “no offense”:
1% - “no offense”
99% - “I’m trying to offend you without seeming like the jackass I really am.”
November 1, 2009 at 4:18pm Comments
October 28, 2009 at 4:16pm Comments
October 25, 2009 at 3:56pm Comments
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Pie Chart of the Day: Proportion of colors used in world flags.
Created by Media designer Shahee Ilyas, who ran images of flags pulled from Wikipedia through a custom python script.
Colors presently absent: Violet, lavender, purple, and gray.
[via.]](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks35fsfDAt1qzpwi0o1_500.png)
Pie Chart of the Day: Proportion of colors used in world flags.
Created by Media designer Shahee Ilyas, who ran images of flags pulled from Wikipedia through a custom python script.
Colors presently absent: Violet, lavender, purple, and gray.
[via.]
October 21, 2009 at 11:28am Comments
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Pie Chart of the Day: They may also have a few choice words for Monday.
[via.]
[PIE CHART]
Likelihood of things cats would say if they could talk:
“I can has cheeseburger?” (app. 2%)
“I love you.” (app. 1%)
“You have always disappointed me.” (app. 97%)
(via graphjam.com)](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krvgscGpwY1qzpwi0o1_500.png)
Pie Chart of the Day: They may also have a few choice words for Monday.
[via.]
[PIE CHART]
Likelihood of things cats would say if they could talk:
“I can has cheeseburger?” (app. 2%)
“I love you.” (app. 1%)
“You have always disappointed me.” (app. 97%)
(via graphjam.com)
October 20, 2009 at 3:18pm Comments
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RAGE of the Day: Damn you, Carl Sagan. Damn you to hell.
[via.]
TRANSCRIPT:
[man] If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch…
[man] (cont.) You must first invent the universe.
[chef] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krs2rjW5xO1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
RAGE of the Day: Damn you, Carl Sagan. Damn you to hell.
[via.]
TRANSCRIPT:
[man] If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch…
[man] (cont.) You must first invent the universe.
[chef] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
October 9, 2009 at 12:36pm Comments
via my personal blog
TRANSCRIPT:
Likely Outcomes of Owning a Real Lightsaber:
- save the galaxy (+/- 2%)
- sell it to the highest bidder (+/- 4%)
- become a ruthless killer (+/- 11%)
- immediate, accidental self-dismemberment (+/- 83%)
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Yet another reason to use the “block this person” feature liberally…if not for yourself, do it for the rest of us so we don’t have to read that shit…
Types of Comments on Youtube:
{DIGG is even worse - ed.}