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Found Thing of the Day: Spotted in Portland, OR.
I lost a girl to a third grader once. It hurt for a while but then she went to prison for solicitation of a minor and my mood improved considerably.
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TRANSCRIPT:
Dear Arriana,
I’m jealous of Matt. Why can’t you love me? Matts in the third grade for petes sake.
Please reply in private.
Love, Jeremy](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupfhnwbo01qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Found Thing of the Day: Spotted in Portland, OR.
I lost a girl to a third grader once. It hurt for a while but then she went to prison for solicitation of a minor and my mood improved considerably.
[via.]
TRANSCRIPT:
Dear Arriana,
I’m jealous of Matt. Why can’t you love me? Matts in the third grade for petes sake.
Please reply in private.
Love, Jeremy
Where can I find this winner? I LOVE movies.
…and I love pizza!
I like big butts and I cannot lie…
…but I also am rather fond of nachos, pizza, and movies.
To mark at later date:
Once dating/”going with” a boy/girl has begun; do not allow any sleepovers at friends.
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“Wu-Tang album covers redesignes as Blue Note album covers”
Enter the Wu-Tang 46 Chambers
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Transcript:
“Brenda: This isn’t working. You know it. I know it. I moved out, goodbye.”
-Mark
“P.S. I took the dog, he hates you.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjqq6amrN1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
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Transcript:
“Brenda: This isn’t working. You know it. I know it. I moved out, goodbye.”
-Mark
“P.S. I took the dog, he hates you.”
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“Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken.”
- Orson Scott Card
