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Happy Holidays! from Cinebeats

I remember reading an interview with John Waters years ago in RE-Search magazine.  The interviewer asked him if he had ever shoplifted and he replied that he had.  He said that when he was young (teenager) he would go into department stores, steal a suit, leave the store, put on the suit, immediately return to the store, and apply for a job wearing the suit he just stole.