nevver:

Your job

Nor your identity.  It’s how you prostitute yourself to pay the bills, and not something you should necessarily be proud of.

nevver:

Your job

Nor your identity.  It’s how you prostitute yourself to pay the bills, and not something you should necessarily be proud of.



hammerito:

funsizebytes:

wordishness:

This is the funniest email I have ever received.

HEY!
That wouldn’t be so bad, you go to InSoOutSo’s bar after work :-)

The position is called ‘The Splitting of the Buckeye’, and has been known to cause Browns Fever.

Columbus, Ohio.  Hmmm.  Guess I wouldn’t mentioned that up front either if I really needed employees.
<employer> The job pays 6-figures with full benefits and a pension.
<applicant> Great.  I’m definitely interested.
<employer> It involves immersing yourself in human feces for 8 hours a day.  Are you still interested?

hammerito:

funsizebytes:

wordishness:

This is the funniest email I have ever received.

HEY!

That wouldn’t be so bad, you go to InSoOutSo’s bar after work :-)

The position is called ‘The Splitting of the Buckeye’, and has been known to cause Browns Fever.

Columbus, Ohio.  Hmmm.  Guess I wouldn’t mentioned that up front either if I really needed employees.

<employer> The job pays 6-figures with full benefits and a pension.

<applicant> Great.  I’m definitely interested.

<employer> It involves immersing yourself in human feces for 8 hours a day.  Are you still interested?



Reality can be a harsh mistress&#8230;
&#8220;What you think you will be in the future vs. where you actually end up&#8230;&#8221;

Reality can be a harsh mistress…

“What you think you will be in the future vs. where you actually end up…”



juliasegal:

That’s one way to make guys want manicures and pedicures.

Hand job - Nails &amp; Spa
&#8220;GRAND OPENING&#8221;

juliasegal:

That’s one way to make guys want manicures and pedicures.

Hand job - Nails & Spa

“GRAND OPENING”



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