illillill:

(via boredoom)

jimmywhacked:

(via nokietumbles)
Me.

(The Future of Self-Knowledge)

jimmywhacked:

rinyyloves:

my left brain knows that all love is fleeting she’s just looking for something new and I said it once before but it bears repeating 
(White Stripes - “Fell in Love with a Girl”)

jimmywhacked:

rinyyloves:

my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she’s just looking for something new
and I said it once before
but it bears repeating

(White Stripes - “Fell in Love with a Girl”)



samuraifrog:

What? What is it?!

“The secret of happiness is t—————”

samuraifrog:

What? What is it?!

“The secret of happiness is t—————”



thedailywhat:

Cyanide and Happiness.

TRANSCRIPTION:
[nazi’s] “We’re coming for you, Anne Frank!”
[woman] “Oh God, they’re here! Quickly, Anne, get into the attic!”
[anne] “Won’t they find me up there!?”
[woman] “Don’t worry, we’ve set up a decoy.”

thedailywhat:

Cyanide and Happiness.

TRANSCRIPTION:

[nazi’s] “We’re coming for you, Anne Frank!”

[woman] “Oh God, they’re here! Quickly, Anne, get into the attic!”

[anne] “Won’t they find me up there!?”

[woman] “Don’t worry, we’ve set up a decoy.”



thedailywhat:

Cyanide and Happiness.
Early detection saves lives. Remember to self-examine at least once a month. (Or get someone to feel you up. There really is no wrong way when it comes to touching boobs.)

TRANSCRIPT:
<Teacher> Being your 8th grad teacher, this is hard for me to say.
<Teacher> (cont.) …and I’m sure it’s hard for you students to hear this, but…
<Teacher> (cont.) I found a lump in my breast…I have breast cancer.
… [pause…then a student raises his hand…]
<Student> Can I feel it?

thedailywhat:

Cyanide and Happiness.

Early detection saves lives. Remember to self-examine at least once a month. (Or get someone to feel you up. There really is no wrong way when it comes to touching boobs.)

TRANSCRIPT:

<Teacher> Being your 8th grad teacher, this is hard for me to say.

<Teacher> (cont.) …and I’m sure it’s hard for you students to hear this, but…

<Teacher> (cont.) I found a lump in my breast…I have breast cancer.

… [pause…then a student raises his hand…]

<Student> Can I feel it?



(via squarethecircle)
&#8220;When I was a kid I was happy&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;BUT I&#8217;M NOT A KID ANYMORE.&#8221;

(via squarethecircle)

“When I was a kid I was happy…”

“BUT I’M NOT A KID ANYMORE.”



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