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Found Thing of the Day: Spotted in Portland, OR.
I lost a girl to a third grader once. It hurt for a while but then she went to prison for solicitation of a minor and my mood improved considerably.
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TRANSCRIPT:
Dear Arriana,
I’m jealous of Matt. Why can’t you love me? Matts in the third grade for petes sake.
Please reply in private.
Love, Jeremy](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupfhnwbo01qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Found Thing of the Day: Spotted in Portland, OR.
I lost a girl to a third grader once. It hurt for a while but then she went to prison for solicitation of a minor and my mood improved considerably.
[via.]
TRANSCRIPT:
Dear Arriana,
I’m jealous of Matt. Why can’t you love me? Matts in the third grade for petes sake.
Please reply in private.
Love, Jeremy
Where can I find this winner? I LOVE movies.
…and I love pizza!
I like big butts and I cannot lie…
…but I also am rather fond of nachos, pizza, and movies.
(via samuraifrog)
TRANSCRIPT:
Dear Lincoln = (11 yrs. old??)
I’m sure you don’t remember your ‘great’ aunt, Lincoln, as your Mom & Dad don’t connect with us at all, sadly.
Do have a wonderful Birthday!!
It would be grand to see or hear from all of you before I leave for heaven or Jesus Returns.
($5.00 ck. enclosed)
