[source:wikipedia:greeneggsandham]
The meter of Green Eggs and Ham is a combination of trochaic and iambic tetrameter…
- I would not, could not, in a box.
- I could not, would not, with a fox.
- I will not eat them in a house.
- I will not eat them with a mouse.
- I will not eat them here or there.
- I will not eat them anywhere.
- I do not eat green eggs and ham.
- I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Bennet Cerf, Dr. Seuss’s publisher, wagered $50 that Seuss could not write a book using only fifty different words.
The fifty words:
- a
- am
- and
- anywhere
- are
- be
- boat
- box
- car
- could
- dark
- do
- eat
- eggs
- fox
- goat
- good
- green
- ham
- here
- house
- I
- if
- in
- let
- like
- may
- me
- mouse
- not
- on
- or
- rain
- Sam
- say
- see
- so
- thank
- that
- the
- them
- there
- they
- train
- tree
- try
- will
- with
- would
- you
(via samuraifrog)
“But now I promise to be green. I will be all the shades of green. The will call me El Verde and tell my tale in Greenland.”
Simon Cook: “Christmas Cheat Sheets”
Cook says:
For the past few years I’ve making these ‘fill out your Vital Stats, hand it over to your partner’ Christmas cheat sheets. My attempt to solve the age old problem of buying clothes for your better half at Christmas time… So basically you fill out one and give it to your boyfriend/girlfriend (or whoever you’re expecting a present off), or get them to fill out one for you so you don’t blow a surprise by asking for a particular.
Neat! Also: I’m pretty sure this is something you’re gonna want to keep handy year-round.
Print-ready PDFs: Boys. Girls.
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