booby4649:

florencio:

(title unknown)

xtc:

ak47:

(via brouillon)

xtc:

ak47:

(via brouillon)



ffound:

Nuki Oliveira…

STOP DESTROYING OUR PLANET.
IT’S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF.

ffound:

Nuki Oliveira…

STOP DESTROYING OUR PLANET.

IT’S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF.



green eggs and ham in fifty words or less

[source:wikipedia:greeneggsandham]

The meter of Green Eggs and Ham is a combination of trochaic and iambic tetrameter

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Bennet Cerf, Dr. Seuss’s publisher, wagered $50 that Seuss could not write a book using only fifty different words.

The fifty words:

a
am
and
anywhere
are
be
boat
box
car
could
dark
do
eat
eggs
fox
goat
good
green
ham
here
house
I
if
in
let
like
may
me
mouse
not
on
or
rain
Sam
say
see
so
thank
that
the
them
there
they
train
tree
try
will
with
would
you


technohell:

mityelpoc:

(via geneticmutations)


I do not like green eggs and ham.  I do not like them, sam I am.

technohell:

mityelpoc:

(via geneticmutations)

I do not like green eggs and ham.  I do not like them, sam I am.



But now I promise to be green. I will be all the shades of green. They will call me El Verde and tell my tale in Greenland.

(via samuraifrog)

“But now I promise to be green. I will be all the shades of green.  The will call me El Verde and tell my tale in Greenland.”



thedailywhat:

Simon Cook: “Christmas Cheat Sheets”
Cook says:

For the past few years I’ve making these ‘fill out your Vital Stats, hand it over to your partner’ Christmas cheat sheets. My attempt to solve the age old problem of buying clothes for your better half at Christmas time… So basically you fill out one and give it to your boyfriend/girlfriend (or whoever you’re expecting a present off), or get them to fill out one for you so you don’t blow a surprise by asking for a particular.

Neat! Also: I’m pretty sure this is something you’re gonna want to keep handy year-round.
Print-ready PDFs: Boys. Girls.
[via.]

thedailywhat:

Simon Cook:Christmas Cheat Sheets

Cook says:

For the past few years I’ve making these ‘fill out your Vital Stats, hand it over to your partner’ Christmas cheat sheets. My attempt to solve the age old problem of buying clothes for your better half at Christmas time… So basically you fill out one and give it to your boyfriend/girlfriend (or whoever you’re expecting a present off), or get them to fill out one for you so you don’t blow a surprise by asking for a particular.

Neat! Also: I’m pretty sure this is something you’re gonna want to keep handy year-round.

Print-ready PDFs: Boys. Girls.

[via.]



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