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FOUND by Tod Hensley
Found on the corner of 56th Street and 8th Avenue, New York City on June 17th, 2003 at approximately 4:55 p.m. Interpretation: This doesn’t look like a building on 56th & 8th.
[source:foundmagazine:lostcat]
TRANSCRIPT:
LOST CAT
Last seen pulling wagon w/ balloon
Sleepy, semi-telepathic
Soft & comes when call
Question?
[source:foundmagazine:heyfuckface]
[TRANSCRIPT:]
Hey Fuck Face!
Does this look like a designated parking spot? It looks like the goddamn Entrance/Exit which your which your Fucking Dumbass is blocking, causing accidents.
You want kids to get hurt or Die so you can park where you please?
If I see you car Here again I’ll pay for it to be towed.
Grow Up! The world doesn’t owe you Jack Shit!!
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“Hey Fuck Face”
[source:foundmagazine:ijustwannamakeout]
[TRANSCRIPT:]
“I don’t care what your name is, I just wanna make out” - best pickup line
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I Just Wanna Make Out FOUND by Daisy in Portland, Oregon
I found this napkin on the sidewalk in southeast Portland. I’ve never heard of the Break Time Sports Grill & Pub, and was pretty sure it wasn’t in my neighborhood. When I Googled it, this bar is in Salisbury, Maryland! This napkin traveled all the way across the United States only to be dropped on the sidewalk!
TRANSCRIPT:
To my dearest,
Roses are Red. Violets are Blue.
I love your face, and I want to do you.
In case you did not know, this is another love note.
Love, Lacie
[source:foundmagazine:anotherlovenote]