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Where Has Daddy Gone?
CHAD:
(via Found Magazine)
TRANSCRIPT:
[dad] “all right son”
[dad] (cont.) “the rabbit jumps over the log”
[dad] (cont.) “the rabbit falls and breaks her leg”
[dad] (cont.) “the rabbit lies there and thinks about her choices”
[dad] (cont.) “she concludes she did what she could w/ what she had”
[dad] (cont.) “she comes to terms w/ the shape of her life”
[dad] (cont.) “a raccoon bites her on the neck”
[dad] (cont.)”the rabbit screams despite feeling she was satisfied”
[dad] (cont.) “the rabbit feels uncertain or like she is two rabbits and one of them is screaming”
[boy] “thank you dad”
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im ur father
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); Nooo!