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11 Easy Steps to World Domination…
TRANSCRIPT: Plan to Take Over World
Start Nuclear Bomb company.
Hold world ransom
Gain $10,000,000,000,000
Buy Bungie, Microsoft
Create army of Spartans
Kill Germans
Prove Liberachi was gay
Kill liberachi
Kill Michael Jackson
Kill 5th Grade
Become evil dictator

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11 Easy Steps to World Domination…

TRANSCRIPT: Plan to Take Over World

  1. Start Nuclear Bomb company.
  2. Hold world ransom
  3. Gain $10,000,000,000,000
  4. Buy Bungie, Microsoft
  5. Create army of Spartans
  6. Kill Germans
  7. Prove Liberachi was gay
  8. Kill liberachi
  9. Kill Michael Jackson
  10. Kill 5th Grade
  11. Become evil dictator