the amazing part, is that this is not a joke. click on it, it will take you right to amazon.com.
Anybody cannot be cool.
“Anybody Can Be Cool…But Awesome Takes Practice”
Author of “If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I get My Locker Open?”
(because God’s love does not change the fact that you are a dumb ass)
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
just do it….or whatever…
I have a medical condition which makes me re-blog this everytime I see it….I am working on a cure.
DO DRUGS | DROP OUT | BE COOL | FUCK THE WORLD
