nevver:

Xmas in Captivity 

Christmas for Sale

nevver:

Xmas in Captivity

Christmas for Sale



jimmywhacked:

zoescool:

lecroix:

suzywire



“I saw mommy fucking santa clausUnderneath the mistletoe last night”

jimmywhacked:

zoescool:

lecroix:

suzywire

“I saw mommy fucking santa claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night”



zoomar:

The lucky boys will get them this Christmas

zoomar:

The lucky boys will get them this Christmas



(via retrospace)

I told my mom how Xmas isn’t even Jesus’ b-day…

lovelylulu:

studentloansforbeermoney:

ieatcatlitter:

her response: so?

Nicely poignant.

And Christ was actually born in about 4 b.c.

And you’re probably right…

The Bible offers few clues: Celebrations of Jesus’ Nativity are not mentioned in the Gospels or Acts; the date is not given, not even the time of year. The biblical reference to shepherds tending their flocks at night when they hear the news of Jesus’ birth (Luke 2:8) might suggest the spring lambing season; in the cold month of December, on the other hand, sheep might well have been corralled.

[Source: Biblical Archaeology Review]



samuraifrog:

trixietreats:

Merry Christmas…ak ak ak. (via rj.tempest)

Brilliant!

samuraifrog:

trixietreats:

Merry Christmas…ak ak ak. (via rj.tempest)

Brilliant!



SNL TV Funhouse - Blue State Santa (2004)



[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

thesweetestpsychopath:

scandyfactory:

NPR | John Waters reads an excerpt from his essay on why he loves Christmas



John Malkovich reads “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” on SNL



hummingburger:

theswingingsixties:

pdvmorris:

Wishing all you Tumblr Goddesses and Gawds a very very Happy Christmas and a Merry to the Nines New Year….small observation, how come all the Goddesses of Tumblr are rather interesting and have heaps of stuff to educate and enlighten…and the lads all send me lame porn and cars and dope stuff….oops…I forgot about those to gals who send me nothing but fashion shoe things and one other who sends only bears in jammies…sigh…you’re all fine and wonderful….the whiskey lace porridge is getting to me…



X’mas A GO GO

hummingburger:

theswingingsixties:

pdvmorris:

Wishing all you Tumblr Goddesses and Gawds a very very Happy Christmas and a Merry to the Nines New Year….small observation, how come all the Goddesses of Tumblr are rather interesting and have heaps of stuff to educate and enlighten…and the lads all send me lame porn and cars and dope stuff….oops…I forgot about those to gals who send me nothing but fashion shoe things and one other who sends only bears in jammies…sigh…you’re all fine and wonderful….the whiskey lace porridge is getting to me…

X’mas A GO GO



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