nevver:

Xmas in Captivity 

Christmas for Sale

nevver:

Xmas in Captivity

Christmas for Sale



jimmywhacked:

zoescool:

lecroix:

suzywire



“I saw mommy fucking santa clausUnderneath the mistletoe last night”

jimmywhacked:

zoescool:

lecroix:

suzywire

“I saw mommy fucking santa claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night”



zoomar:

The lucky boys will get them this Christmas

zoomar:

The lucky boys will get them this Christmas



(via retrospace)

I told my mom how Xmas isn’t even Jesus’ b-day…

lovelylulu:

studentloansforbeermoney:

ieatcatlitter:

her response: so?

Nicely poignant.

And Christ was actually born in about 4 b.c.

And you’re probably right…

The Bible offers few clues: Celebrations of Jesus’ Nativity are not mentioned in the Gospels or Acts; the date is not given, not even the time of year. The biblical reference to shepherds tending their flocks at night when they hear the news of Jesus’ birth (Luke 2:8) might suggest the spring lambing season; in the cold month of December, on the other hand, sheep might well have been corralled.

[Source: Biblical Archaeology Review]



samuraifrog:

trixietreats:

Merry Christmas…ak ak ak. (via rj.tempest)

Brilliant!

samuraifrog:

trixietreats:

Merry Christmas…ak ak ak. (via rj.tempest)

Brilliant!



SNL TV Funhouse - Blue State Santa (2004)



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thesweetestpsychopath:

scandyfactory:

NPR | John Waters reads an excerpt from his essay on why he loves Christmas



John Malkovich reads “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” on SNL



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