I…I don’t even know what to say.
W.W, Bauer’s follow up publication was called, fittingly, Stop Annoying Your Children.
(via ihatemyparents)
EXPLAINING SEX TO YOUR LITTLE GIRL: A COMMON-SENSE GUIDE ON GROWING UP
W.W. Bauer, M.D. | Director Emeritus of Health Education of the American Medical Association
I love this movie … and her.
“She can’t relate to other people.”
“She was always a lonely child.”
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thedailywhat:
Oh.
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TRANSCRIPT:
“When I Grow up I want to be like mommy!”
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more.](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksz3biIjkW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Oh.
[via. (nsfw)]
TRANSCRIPT:
“When I Grow up I want to be like mommy!”
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more.
![[source:boingboing:childbeautypageant]
portraits of child beauty pageant participants
Photographer Susan Anderson took a series of absolutely surreal portraits of young children participating in beauty pagents. She compiled the work in a book, High Glitz: The Extravagant World of Child Pageants.
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[source:boingboing:childbeautypageant]
portraits of child beauty pageant participants
Photographer Susan Anderson took a series of absolutely surreal portraits of young children participating in beauty pagents. She compiled the work in a book, High Glitz: The Extravagant World of Child Pageants.
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••••• All Billy can muster is a soft ‘wow’….
Spanked by Jesus
TRANSCRIPT:
But sometimes if we’re really being bad or foolish and doing things we know are wrong, the Lord may take away His Protection and let us get hurt or sick as punishment for being so naughty.
Sometimes that’s why we get sick, because the lord is spanking us for being naughty. When we are sick we should pray and ask the Lord ‘why?’.
