…someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.
November 29, 2009 at 12:29pm Comments
November 12, 2009 at 7:41pm Comments
I knew when I saw the rolling pin that something bad was going down.
TRANSCRIPT:
PORT RICHEY — Lewis Davis was ready to drive home from a party on November Drive at 2 a.m. Thursday when he saw a green Cherokee Chief pull up.
Six men, their faces covered with red bandannas, bot out of the Cherokee carrying a knife, a baseball bat, bill club and rolling pin, said Davis, 20.
“I knew when I saw the rolling pin that something bad was going to go down,” Davis said.
November 8, 2009 at 9:31pm Comments
The Police Blotter Shakespeare
(THE POLICE BLOTTER SHAKESPEARE via McSweeneys)
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At approximately 8:30 p.m. Thursday, a short, boyish-looking man in a loincloth approached a teenage girl in the Athenian Grove neighborhood. The man drugged the girl and then ran into the woods. Under questioning, the girl admitted to running away from home with her boyfriend, from whom she became separated after contact with a series of forest sprites.
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October 7, 2009 at 5:12pm Comments
EAST BENSON HIGHWAY
SEPT. 12, 4:53 P.M.
A woman escaped arrest after stealing large amounts of laundry supplies, a PCSD report stated.
The cashier at the Circle K at 3102 E. Benson Highway reported that a 40-year-old woman with black clothing and a very large purse had entered the store acting suspiciously. She went directly to the aisle with the laundry detergent and left the store with her huge purse bulging.
When the cashier looked at security-camera footage, she saw the woman stealing two large boxes of Tide powdered detergent, two large bottles of Tide liquid detergent and three bottles of Bounty detergent. She also stole one box of Bounce laundry-softening sheets.
Deputies could not locate the subject. The cashier did not speculate as to why the suspect might have needed so much detergent.
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