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Rip titalit dit dip, 
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs  I’m into having sex, I ain’t into making love 
it’s your birthday
And you know we don’t give a fuck It’s not your birthday!

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Rip titalit dit dip,

Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I’m into having sex, I ain’t into making love

it’s your birthday

And you know we don’t give a fuck
It’s not your birthday!



I told my mom how Xmas isn’t even Jesus’ b-day…

lovelylulu:

studentloansforbeermoney:

ieatcatlitter:

her response: so?

Nicely poignant.

And Christ was actually born in about 4 b.c.

And you’re probably right…

The Bible offers few clues: Celebrations of Jesus’ Nativity are not mentioned in the Gospels or Acts; the date is not given, not even the time of year. The biblical reference to shepherds tending their flocks at night when they hear the news of Jesus’ birth (Luke 2:8) might suggest the spring lambing season; in the cold month of December, on the other hand, sheep might well have been corralled.

[Source: Biblical Archaeology Review]



feastingonroadkill:

Merci Beaucoup, mighty DawnOwar. And so true - between the two of us, you’re most definitely the legend!

It’s your birthday but I’m still going to try and get all the attention.

feastingonroadkill:

Merci Beaucoup, mighty DawnOwar. And so true - between the two of us, you’re most definitely the legend!

It’s your birthday but I’m still going to try and get all the attention.



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phil collins hopes your birthday ROCKS!

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phil collins hopes your birthday ROCKS!



samuraifrog:

Happy 75th Birthday, Carl Sagan

samuraifrog:

Happy 75th Birthday, Carl Sagan



mudwerks:

florencio:

The Good, the Bad, and Godzilla 続・夕陽の呉爾羅: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GODZILLA! November 3, 1954

"Many happy returns of ye day to us my Dr Love."
— Lady Newdigate in a letter written in 1789 (and published in Newdigate-Newdegate Cheverels in 1898)[1]


because it’s my birfday [1001]

Go Robot! It’s your birthday! Go Robot! It’s your birthday!

(thanks, neal!)



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