By Way of Explanation

I just wanted to get this out there so there’s no misunderstanding…

When I hurl sarcasm around like so much monkey feces and rant in second person narration, I am NEVER dialoging with the poster of the image (unless addressed directly).  It’s always a dialog with a hypothetical entity within or behind the image, and with myself.

There are a million and one reasons why anyone would find an image compelling, and I would never assume to know what that reason is.  That would be arrogant, and arrogance isn’t pretty — nobody wears it well.

Besides, I truly believe there is no meaning, only interpretation.   So if you’re ever bored enough to actually read one of my comments, just imagine that I’m that crazy homeless guy with Tourette’s wandering down the boulevard — and honestly, that’s not too far from the truth.

Peace and Love (no sarcasm).

Happy Holidays, everyone.



illillill:

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“Shit, I have to go. Some asshole is staring at me right now and I feel uncomfortable.”

illillill:

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“Shit, I have to go. Some asshole is staring at me right now and I feel uncomfortable.”



TRANSCRIPT:
Hey you generic asshole:
People live here.  Next time park on the god damn street.  You’re luck you’re just getting a note, next time it could ruin your god damn night!
(via Found Magazine)

TRANSCRIPT:

Hey you generic asshole:

People live here.  Next time park on the god damn street.  You’re luck you’re just getting a note, next time it could ruin your god damn night!

(via Found Magazine)



[source:gapingvoid:applestore]
TRANSCRIPT:
It’s hard to be in the Apple Store without wanting to go up to someone and say, “Hi! How’s the screenplay coming along, Asshole?”

[source:gapingvoid:applestore]

TRANSCRIPT:

It’s hard to be in the Apple Store without wanting to go up to someone and say, “Hi! How’s the screenplay coming along, Asshole?”



juliasegal:

cloud-9:

(via revne)
Mickey Mouse is not as jolly in person, especially in Disney parking lots..

Thank you for relieving me of all my road rage NYC…now I just have to wait 20 minutes for the subway…damn it!

THANKS!
FOR PARKING SO CLOSE. NEXT TIME LEAVE A FUCKING CAN-OPENER SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT.
ASSHOLES LIKE YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BUS!

juliasegal:

cloud-9:

(via revne)

Mickey Mouse is not as jolly in person, especially in Disney parking lots..

Thank you for relieving me of all my road rage NYC…now I just have to wait 20 minutes for the subway…damn it!

THANKS!

FOR PARKING SO CLOSE. NEXT TIME LEAVE A FUCKING CAN-OPENER SO I CAN GET MY CAR OUT.

ASSHOLES LIKE YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BUS!



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