slackmo:

hoarr:

phazerblast:

Creepy Half Face Guy: When you press the button two things will happen. First: someone in the world, whom you don’t know, will die. Second: You will receive a payment of one million dollars. You have 24 ho…
Me: (slams hand down on button). (holding out hand) Gimmie.
(roll credits)

Hoarr: How many times can I press this button??