[source:lamebook:notgonnawork]

TRANSCRIPT:

[Lindsay] “OMG I HATE MY JOB. My boss is a total pervvy wanker always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off!! WANKER!”

[Brian] “…I guess you forgot about adding me on here. Firstly, don’t flatter yourself. Secondly, you’ve worked here 5-months and haven’t figure out that I’m gay? I know I don’t prance around the office like a queen, but it’s not exactly a secret.  Thirdly, that ‘shit stuff’ is called your ‘job’, you know, what I ‘pay you to do’.  But the fact that you seem to be able to fuck-up the simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it.  And lastly, you also seem to have forgotten that you still have 2 weeks left on your 6 month trial period.  Don’t bother coming in tomorrow.  I’ll pop your P45 in the post, and you can come in whenever you like to pick up any stuff you’ve left here. And yes, I’m serious.

{I’m stumped. I can’t decide which one is the bigger asshole… ed.}