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Straight Talk of the Day: Grounds for divorce: Snuggies and Twilight.

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TRANSCRIPT:

[lisa] SNUGGIES and TWILIGHT with the husband!

[todd] what the hell is snuggies and twilight?

[lisa] Snuggies are those cute awesome little blanket things with sleeves and twilight is a movie DUH!

[todd] You convinced your husband to wear one of those ridiculous backward robe pieces of shit and watch Twilight???

[lisa] Actually HE bough the suggies for us for my birthday and it was HIS idea to watch twilight! :)

[todd] yeah… I would go ahead and get the divorce papers ready when you find out he is fucking dudes.