comicallyvintage:

Guys, how to get girls - and how to keep em once you’ve got em.

TRANSCRIPT:
It is imperative that I keep her under a hypnotic trance…forever! For only then will she imagine she loves me! She must become like one of my white mice…completely dependent on me!

comicallyvintage:

Guys, how to get girls - and how to keep em once you’ve got em.

TRANSCRIPT:

It is imperative that I keep her under a hypnotic trance…forever! For only then will she imagine she loves me! She must become like one of my white mice…completely dependent on me!