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Dystopian Future of the Day: This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a facebook status update.

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TRANSCRIPT:

[emily] I have an STD.

[scout] You little slut.

[emily] Its not funny i was at the health center all day i just want to inform my sexual partners.

[emily]  (cont.) since i don know many of their last names fb was the best way

[neil] that is so responsible of you, em! say it loud and say it PROUD sista!

[emily] its CRABS ichy!!!

[eliot] fuck

[amanda] Ugh I knew I shouldn’t have let you sleep in my bed with me!