thedailywhat:

“Friends” of the Day: Looks like Alex — *puts sunglasses on sunglasses* — just got Dazzl’d.

YEEAAAAHHHHHH!

[via.]

TRANSCRIPT:

[Alex] My “Friends” are fuck heads.

{Marc ‘likes’ this}

[Rose] ????? Uh OH! what happened??

[Alex] Long story short. Marc’s parents went out of town. I drank too much. When I passed out they all fucking left me in front of the poloice station with a sign that said ‘I’m a werewolf’ and to ‘lock me up’. Grounded for 2 months, M.I.C., and community service.

[Dana] No Way!!! I’m so sorry alex that is terrible but so funnnnnnny! LOL! Werewolf??

[Marc] We did it bc he was talking about how awesome twilight is, all fucking night.