[source:foundmagazine:ijustwannamakeout]

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“I don’t care what your name is, I just wanna make out” - best pickup line

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I Just Wanna Make Out FOUND by Daisy in Portland, Oregon
I found this napkin on the sidewalk in southeast Portland. I’ve never heard of the Break Time Sports Grill & Pub, and was pretty sure it wasn’t in my neighborhood. When I Googled it, this bar is in Salisbury, Maryland! This napkin traveled all the way across the United States only to be dropped on the sidewalk!