(via juliasegal) Sometime I plant flowers in my little red wagon and leave it in my front yard. Then I wait for a bee to discover it. Flush with the taste of sweet nectar, the bee rushes back to its hive. By performing an intricate dance, the bee can communicate to its friends the location of the flowers. But before he returns, I take the flowers away…and wait behind some bushes. When the bee returns with all of his friends, he’s all like WTF. <bee> WTF? And his friends are like WTF. <bees> WTF! I just like embarassing him in front of his friends. <bee> It was right here, I swear. <bees> Whatever, dude. I’m a dick.

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Sometime I plant flowers in my little red wagon and leave it in my front yard.

Then I wait for a bee to discover it.

Flush with the taste of sweet nectar, the bee rushes back to its hive.

By performing an intricate dance, the bee can communicate to its friends the location of the flowers.

But before he returns, I take the flowers away…and wait behind some bushes.

When the bee returns with all of his friends, he’s all like WTF.

<bee> WTF?

And his friends are like WTF.

<bees> WTF!

I just like embarassing him in front of his friends.

<bee> It was right here, I swear.

<bees> Whatever, dude.

I’m a dick.