thedailywhat:

Cyanide and Happiness.

Early detection saves lives. Remember to self-examine at least once a month. (Or get someone to feel you up. There really is no wrong way when it comes to touching boobs.)

TRANSCRIPT:

<Teacher> Being your 8th grad teacher, this is hard for me to say.

<Teacher> (cont.) …and I’m sure it’s hard for you students to hear this, but…

<Teacher> (cont.) I found a lump in my breast…I have breast cancer.

… [pause…then a student raises his hand…]

<Student> Can I feel it?