samuraifrog:

geniuspending:
via my personal blog

TRANSCRIPT:
Likely Outcomes of Owning a Real Lightsaber:
save the galaxy (+/- 2%)
sell it to the highest bidder (+/- 4%)
become a ruthless killer (+/- 11%)
immediate, accidental self-dismemberment (+/- 83%)

samuraifrog:

geniuspending:

via my personal blog

TRANSCRIPT:

Likely Outcomes of Owning a Real Lightsaber:

  • save the galaxy (+/- 2%)
  • sell it to the highest bidder (+/- 4%)
  • become a ruthless killer (+/- 11%)
  • immediate, accidental self-dismemberment (+/- 83%)