samuraifrog:

dbsw:

10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants

9. Govenor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants

8. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering

7. I cannot teach him.  The boy has no pants

6. You came in those pants?  You’re braver than I thought

5. The force is strong in my pants

4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this

3. Your pants, you will not need them

2. You are unwise to lower your pants

and the number one Star Wars Line Improved by Replacing a Word with “Pants” is

1. I find your lack of pants disturbing

Honourable Mentions:

I thought I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board

I don’t know where you get your delusions, laser pants.

We’re going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants

Sandpeople ride single file to hide their pants

via Keepers of Lists

via: jedigrrrl