December 2009
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November 2009
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mcsweeney's: short imagined monologues
An Unprepared Reporter Interviews the Pope.
Sorry I’m a bit flustered. I’m actually not the person who was supposed to do the interview. She is violently ill apparently (although I suspect it’s “hangover-itis,” if you know what I mean), and I got the call this morning and just rushed on over here. I’m a little nervous (hence the sweating!) because I’m not...
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Give a monkey a brain and he’ll swear he’s the center of the...
– Discordian Quotes
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